Homer: It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but
somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
-- Back when Homer wasn't in a bind, "Lisa's First Word"
somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
-- Back when Homer wasn't in a bind, "Lisa's First Word"
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- It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child,
but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a... - It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child,
but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a... - Marge: Homer, I think the baby is coming.
Homer: Wow.
A baby and a free burger. Could this be the best day... - Lisa: When do we get to my first word?
Homer: Your what what?
Lisa: [indignant] My first words! Homer: Nah, you don't... - Bart: Krusty funny!
Homer: Duh.
-- Homer watches TV with Little Bart,
"Lisa's First... - Ned: If you need anything just give a whistle.
Homer:
I could use a TV tray. Ned: Well, gee... Homer: What... - Marge: I saved this newspaper from the day Lisa was born.
Lisa: "Mondale to Hart: [confused] Where's the beef... - Homer: The sooner kids talk, the sooner they talk back.
[tucks Maggie in] I hope you never say a word. ... - Cop: Word on the street is that you have an illegal cable hookup.
Homer: No! No, I... It wasn't me. It was my wife...
