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• Bart: Homer! Homer: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Homer's what grownups call me.
  Call me daddy. Bart: Homer. Homer: Daddy....
• Bart: I wanna hold the baby. I wanna hold the baby.
  Marge: I'm sorry, Bart, you're too little. Homer: Here, Bart, you can hold my beer....
• You know, Marge? We're great parents! -- Homer watches Bart apologize to Lisa on the roof, "Bart vs.
  Thanksgiving...
• Marge: The story of Lisa's first word is very cute.
  Bart+Lisa: Tell it, Mom! Tell it, Mom! Tell it! Home...
• Homer: Okay, where were we? Bart: Mom was preggers and Dad threw all our money down a sink hole.
  Homer: Ah yes. -- Homer narrates the story of Bart's childhood, "Lisa's First Word...
• Lisa: When Krusty wants to, he can still blow 'em away.
  Bart: Yes. He can take a simple, everyday thing like eating a bicycle and make it funny....
• Marge: According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her [Lisa].
  Homer: Well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt. -- Mmm...hairy yellow, "Lisa's First Word...
• Homer: Got your nose! Heh heh heh. Bart: Got your wallet!
  [flushes down toilet] -- Precocious, ain't he, "Lisa's First Word...
• Lisa: `Id', triple-word score! Homer: No abbreviations.
  Lisa; Not I.D., Dad, `id'. It's a word! Bart: As in "This game is stoop-id"....