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• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Homer: It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
  -- Back when Homer wasn't in a bind, "Lisa's First Word...
• Bart: I wanna hold the baby. I wanna hold the baby.
  Marge: I'm sorry, Bart, you're too little. Homer: Here, Bart, you can hold my beer....
• Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
  Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out....
• Could this be the best day of my life? -- Homer Simpson Homer the Heretic
• Homer: Honey, I'm home! Marge: Hello, dear. How was work at the plant?
  Homer: It's not a plant, Marge, it's a tree, and I've nearly chewed through it....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: Why don't we all look at the photo album? Home
  [as Marge opens it] So many memories. Aw, look -- Knightboat....
• TV: You're watching `Top Hat Entertainment'. Adult programming all day, every day.
  (Except in Florida and Utah.) Coming up next, `Stardust Mammaries'....