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• Homer: It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
  -- Back when Homer wasn't in a bind, "Lisa's First Word...
• It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.
  -- Homer Simpson Lisa's First Word...
• Marge: Homer, I think the baby is coming. Homer: Wow.
  A baby and a free burger. Could this be the best day of my life?...
• SMILEY { :-) Marge Simpson (Homer's wife)
• Marge, look at me! We've been separated for a day, and I'm as dirty as a Frenchman.
  In another few hours, I'll be dead. I can't afford to lose your trust again....
• It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work.
  He can't eat for eight hours; he can't drink for eight hou...
• By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
  -- Robert Fro...
• Abe: [points to old TV] There she is, the old Radiation King.
  You'd park yourself right there and watch for hours on end....
• Homer: Ah, another perfect day in my perfect life with my perfect job.
  Wiggum: [driving by] Hey, just heard the news over the squawk box....