Homer: The sooner kids talk, the sooner they talk back.
[tucks Maggie in] I hope you never say a word.
[shuts the door]
Maggie: [taking her pacifier out] Daddy.
-- Maggie's first word, "Lisa's First Word"
[tucks Maggie in] I hope you never say a word.
[shuts the door]
Maggie: [taking her pacifier out] Daddy.
-- Maggie's first word, "Lisa's First Word"
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