Could this record-breaking heat wave be the result of the dreaded
"Greenhouse Effect"? Well, if 70-degree days in the middle of winter
are the `price' of car pollution, you'll forgive me if I keep my old
Pontiac.
-- Kent Brockman's Two Cents, "Mr. Plow"
"Greenhouse Effect"? Well, if 70-degree days in the middle of winter
are the `price' of car pollution, you'll forgive me if I keep my old
Pontiac.
-- Kent Brockman's Two Cents, "Mr. Plow"
Related:
- Far be it from me to gloat at another's downfall, but I have a feeling
that no children are gonna be crying when _this_ puppy is put to sleep.
[laughs] -- Kent Brockman's `My Two Cents', ... - Eenie meenie miney moe.
Is Homer a hero? The answer is,
`No'. I'm Kent Brockman, and that was `My Two Cents'... - Kent: [answering the door] Hello, I'm Kent Brockman.
Bart: Um, excuse me, sir. I lost my dog. Kent: Mm... - Mr. Plow, for making it possible for people to get where they're going
without resorting to public transportation <or> car-pooling,
I give you the keys to the city. -- Diamond Joe Quimby... - Shutton: Uh, Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper.
Who are you? Where are you going? Kent... - Kent: Hey, that is one fine looking animal you got there.
Homer: Wow. TV's Kent Brockman! [shakes Kent's... - Announcer: It's "Channel Six Action News."
[several explosions are shown]
Bart:
Ah, Action News. The last place an impressionable... - Woman: Could you make sure not to scrape my asphalt?
Homer: [sotto voce] Kiss <my> asphalt. -- "Mr... - Quimby: We're thrilled you've decided to build your casino on our
waterfront.
Burns: Oh, I'll never forget my carefree boyhood days...
From the same category:
- Hapablap: Ahem, ladies and gentlemen! What a day for an air show.
Not a cloud in the sky! [Bob leaves... - Wiggum: Beautiful. Eddie, did you trace the phone number?
Eddie: Sure did, Chief. Wiggum: [reading paper] 5-5... - Homer: [angrily] What's <your> problem, boy?
Bart:
I had a fight with Milhouse. Homer: That four-eyes... - Otto: [at Bart's wake] Good-bye, little dude.
[to Principal Skinner] He looks so lifelike,
man! Pr.S: Yes, the nurse did a wonderful job reconstructing... - Flanders: Heidely-ho, neighborinos!
Homer: Can't talk.
Robbed. Go hell. Flanders: Heh. You folks got robbed...
