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• Kent: We'll watch Springfield's oldest man meet Springfield's fattest man.
  [caption reads, "Opposites attract?"] Homer: He's not so fat....
• Could this record-breaking heat wave be the result of the dreaded "Greenhouse Effect"?
  Well, if 70-degree days in the middle of winter are the `price' of car pollution, you'll forgive me if I keep my old Pontiac....
• Of course, it would be wrong to suggest this sort of mayhem began with rock-and-roll.
  After all, there were riots at the premiere of Mozart's "The Magic Flute"....
• Kent: Hey, that is one fine looking animal you got there.
  Homer: Wow. TV's Kent Brockman! [shakes Kent's hand] Ke...
• Moe: Looks like this is the end... Barney: Oh, that's all right.
  I couldn'ta led a richer life. -- Core meltdown is imminent, "Homer Defined...
• What's the matter, Homer? The depressing effects of alcohol usually don't kick in 'til closing time.
  -- Moe, "Homer Defined...
• Kent: After the meltdown, we can expect roving bands of.
  .. Abe: Ah, I don't like this program. Jasper: Change the channel....