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• Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the movement of the emory board.
  Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll get some more....
• Quimby: People, take it easy. We're all upset about Mr.
  Burns' plan to, uh, block out our sun. It is time for decisive action....
• Burns: Sir, we've never met before, but my name is Mr.
  Burns and I want your daughter to help make me rich again....
• Smithers: I got a mink chamois, sir, I hope it -- Oh my God!
  Mr. Burns is dead! [sobs] Why do the good always die so young?...
• Patty: {Hey, Krabappel: if you get in the way of that bouquet, I'll stuff that sunhat down your neck.
  } Burns: [being wheeled in] Smithers, take me home!...
• Bart: You twisted old monster! [runs at him
  Burns pulls back his lapel and shows a gun] Bu...
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Monty: [dropping a ring into a champagne glass] Now
  my dear, if you look in your champagne, I think you'll find a little surprise -- [Jackie drinks it, swallows the ring, and chokes a little] Heh, uh, not to worry, I believe there's another one around here somewhere -- [reaches into boiling fondue, burns himself] [kneeling] My darling, since my kneecaps are filling with fluid as we speak....
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...