Woman: Could you make sure not to scrape my asphalt?
Homer: [sotto voce] Kiss <my> asphalt.
-- "Mr. Plow"
Homer: [sotto voce] Kiss <my> asphalt.
-- "Mr. Plow"
Related:
- Burns: Thanks for not making fun of my genitalia.
Marge:
[sotto voce] I thought I did. -- On Marge's portrait... - You heard me, I won't be in for the rest of the week.
I told you! My baby beat me up! ... No, it is not... - Reverend Lovejoy:
Homer, this is really low.
Homer:
Not as low as my low, low prices! Mr.... - Asphalt:
rectal... - Marge: Well, leave it to good ol' Mary Bailey to finally step in
and do something about that hideous genetic mutation.
Homer: [snort] Mary Bailey. Well, if I was governor... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought that asphalt
was rectum trouble... - Homer: Give me some quarters... I'm doing my laundry.
Clerk: Yeah, right. [gives him the quarters] Homer... - Homer: Well, I really should discuss this with my wife.
Salesman: [scoffs] Your wife? [cracks an imaginary... - Lisa: [sotto voce] Dad, do you notice anything strange?
Homer: [sotto voce] Yeah, his hairdo looks so queer...
