Laura's mother: Well, I know what you're thinking, and the answer is
yes. I want to be fixed up with one of your friends as soon as
you can arrange it. After all, Homer, I do have the normal ...
appetites.
Homer: [knowingly] Heh, heh, heh. I know what you mean.
[just checking] Just let me make sure we're not talking about
food.
Laura's mother: I'm not.
Homer: [as if he knew it all along] Right! Me neither.
[just checking] We're talking about sex, right?
Laura's mother: Right.
Homer: I hear you loud and clear!
-- But does he understand? "The New Kid on the Block"
yes. I want to be fixed up with one of your friends as soon as
you can arrange it. After all, Homer, I do have the normal ...
appetites.
Homer: [knowingly] Heh, heh, heh. I know what you mean.
[just checking] Just let me make sure we're not talking about
food.
Laura's mother: I'm not.
Homer: [as if he knew it all along] Right! Me neither.
[just checking] We're talking about sex, right?
Laura's mother: Right.
Homer: I hear you loud and clear!
-- But does he understand? "The New Kid on the Block"
Related:
- Homer: Well, Marge, it was horrible. Everyone was against me in that
jury room.
But I stood by the courage of my convictions and I... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lovejoy: Marge, we can't tell you how sorry we are.
Ned: You have our deepest condol-diddely-olences. ... - Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think
I'm dead,
but I'm not. Now I want you to straighten this ... - Troy: [voiceover] Earlier this year, Homer's long-lost mother
returned.
And so did a long-lost care package. [shot... - Homer: Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV
saying we didn't want you in our family.
But those were just actors playing us! Bart... - Homer drives to Flanders' house; rings doorbell]
Ned:
Well, Homer, what a pleasant -- Homer: Can't talk... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell... - Homer: A whole week of just father and son. See you at dinner.
[both walk off whistling] Bart: What time? Homer:...
From the same category:
- Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night.
Rod+Todd:
Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Homer... - Announcer: And our first caller is from Shelbyville Heights.
Caller: Yes, hi. With all the suffering and injustice... - I was wrong to play God. Life is precious, not a thing to be toyed
with.
Now take out that brain and flush it down the toilet... - Gravedigger: Yep, I saw her. That is to say, I seen her.
She seemed like a nice lady. Burns... - Milhouse: Behold gravity in all its glory!
[pushes a Slinky down an inclined 2-by-4.
It goes one step, then stops] Edna:...
