Homer Drives To Flanders' House; Rings Doorbell] Ned

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[Homer drives to Flanders' house; rings doorbell]
Ned: Well, Homer, what a pleasant --
Homer: Can't talk now, Flanders. _I've_ got a class to teach.
Ned: Heh, but you rang my --
[Homer speeds away. He stops at a Krusty Burger Drive-Thru]
Kid: Can I take your order?
Homer: Nothing for me today. _I've_ got a class to teach.
Kid: Sir, it's a felony to tease the order box.
[Homer speeds away. Goes through a red light at an
intersection; cars skid around him]
Homer: It's all right! I'm a teacher.
Hoover: I didn't know we could do that! [speeds through light]
-- You can, but not legally,
"Secrets of a Successful Marriage"