Homer: A whole week of just father and son. See you at dinner.
[both walk off whistling]
Bart: What time?
Homer: You know? I don't know.
Bart: Shall we say... ten?
Homer: All right, just wake me up.
-- "Bart After Dark"
[both walk off whistling]
Bart: What time?
Homer: You know? I don't know.
Bart: Shall we say... ten?
Homer: All right, just wake me up.
-- "Bart After Dark"
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Homer: No.
Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer:
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Hapablap:
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it!
And I don't know why I'll do it again! -- Bart doesn't...
