[sound of Bobby McFerrin song finishing]
Marty: That was Bobby McFerrin's new one, "I'm Worried (Need Money)".
If you want tickets to the big Pigskin Classic [oinking noise]
just get to a phone and be our thirteenth caller.
Homer: Get tickets. Must get tickets! Find phone. Yes!
[arrives at work behind a line of cars]
Ho ho, stupid sheep.
[drives the wrong way through the gate, bursts all his tires]
Marty: Still waiting for that caller...
Homer: [runs in whimpering, grabs phone]
Marty: Oh, we have a winner! What's your name, sir?
Ned: Ned Flanders!
Homer: Oh, not Flanders, anybody but Flanders --
Ned: Well, golly, if that doesn't put the "shaz" in "shazam." Oh,
listen: what's the cash value of those tickets so I can report it
on my income tax?
-- Goody two-shoes Ned, "Homer Loves Flanders"
Marty: That was Bobby McFerrin's new one, "I'm Worried (Need Money)".
If you want tickets to the big Pigskin Classic [oinking noise]
just get to a phone and be our thirteenth caller.
Homer: Get tickets. Must get tickets! Find phone. Yes!
[arrives at work behind a line of cars]
Ho ho, stupid sheep.
[drives the wrong way through the gate, bursts all his tires]
Marty: Still waiting for that caller...
Homer: [runs in whimpering, grabs phone]
Marty: Oh, we have a winner! What's your name, sir?
Ned: Ned Flanders!
Homer: Oh, not Flanders, anybody but Flanders --
Ned: Well, golly, if that doesn't put the "shaz" in "shazam." Oh,
listen: what's the cash value of those tickets so I can report it
on my income tax?
-- Goody two-shoes Ned, "Homer Loves Flanders"
Related:
- Homer rings Ned's doorbell]
Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders... - Ned: Thank you so much, Homer. You're a true friend.
Homer: Right back at you, buddy. Now how about that... - Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.
[doorbell rings] Ned: Heidely-ho, neighbor. Wanna... - Homer: I'd like to propose a toast to the coming together of the
Simpsons and Flanders.
If this were a more perfect world, we'd all... - Homer: [bumps into Ned. Their respective armfuls of gifts fall into the
snow]
Ned:
Oh ho ho, Simpson, it's you. Homer: Hello, Flanders... - Homer: Hey! Somebody sign an autograph? Please? Somebody.
sign an autograph? Hey, would you sign a..... - Homer: Hey Flanders!
All Flanders: Hidely-ho, neighborino!
Homer: Shut up! All Flanders: Okily-dokily! ... - Ned: I think word of mouth is starting to spread.
Man:
Hey, I hear you validate parking tickets without purchase... - Father sheep: What's wrong, Jeremiah?
Jeremiah:
It's not fair. My brother Joseph has a sin to confess...
