... leaving the Vice President in charge.
-- Kent Brockman's news report, "Marge Gets a Job"
-- Kent Brockman's news report, "Marge Gets a Job"
Related:
- Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
Vice President Dan Quayle, US News and World Report... - Channel 6's own Krusty the Klown has gathered members of the
entertainment community,
who normally steer clear of fashionable causes... ... - Kent Brockman acts like Mike Wallace,
"Bart Gets... - This is Kent Brockman with a special report from the Channel 6 News
Copter.
A large, bear-like animal, most likely a bear, has... - Scott: And now over to Kent Brockman for some grim economic news.
Kent: Scott, things aren't as happy as they used to... - Announcer: It's "Channel Six Action News."
[several explosions are shown]
Bart:
Ah, Action News. The last place an impressionable... - Grampa: Good news, boy! I found a pharmacy that carries leeches!
Well it wasn't exactly a pharmacy... more of a bait... - Kent: Oh, we have lots of names for these people. Bums,
deadbeats, losers, scums of the earth. We'd... - Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still
has a job next year.
Vice President Dan Quayle, 8/18/92, (reported on KRXX...
From the same category:
- Marge: Once we get the cats out of the way, it won't be too bad
Agent:
Actually, according to the will, the cats own the house... - John: Oh, I've got the exact same curtains, only in my bathroom.
Didn't you just die when you found these? Marge: Not... - Bart: It's back to the basics, classic "Itchy & Scratchy."
Lisa:
We should thank our lucky stars that they're still... - Burns: Hmm...who's that goat-legged fellow? I like the cut of his
jib.
Smithers: Er, Prince of Darkness, sir. He's your eleven... - Man: Don't you worry. Your family's going to be here before you
know it.
Patient: Forget it, pal. There's only one...
