I Love You People! I Love My Kids! [indicates] Poor Little Guys.
I love you people! I love my kids! [indicates]
Poor little guys. So tragic. So nauseous. You should see the bus they
came to the studio in!
-- Krusty hosts his Telethon for Motion Sickness,
"The Return of Sideshow Bob"
Sideshow Bob: Krusty, can you ever forgive me for framing you and putting you in jail?
Krusty: Hey, if they ever open the books on this telethon, I'm right back in there!...
We now return to the 27th Annual Krusty the Clown Telethon for Motion Sickness.
-- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams Sideshow Bob's foot with a mallet] Sideshow Bob...
Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray.
-- Sideshow Bob to his new love Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?" kids: "Krusty!
!" Krusty: "How much do you love me?" kids: "With all our hearts!...
Bart: Lis! Lis, come here, I found him! I found Edgar Neubauer.
[points at a tombstone: "Edgar Neubauer: Beloved husband and old grouch (1831-1909)"] Oh my God....
I just hope people don't think I'm marrying you for your money.
Instead of your... less tangible qualities....
Techie: Talking doll, take eight. Lisa: "When I get married, I'm keeping my own name.
Oh, no, that should probably be "If I choose to get married....
Bob: [reading from the bomb casing] "Best before November 1959.
Dammit, Bob. There were plenty of brand new bombs, but you had to go for that retro 50s charm....