Bart: Lis! Lis, come here, I found him! I found Edgar Neubauer.
[points at a tombstone: "Edgar Neubauer: Beloved husband and old
grouch (1831-1909)"]
Oh my God...the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.
Lisa: [gasp] No, Bart, don't you see? Dead people can't vote.
[pulls out list, looks at another tombstone]
Prudence Goodwyfe, died 1641. She voted for Bob too. [gasps] So
did Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, and the Big Bopper.
[walking] Even the pet cemetery voted for Bob, look! Mr. and
Mrs. Bananas, Humphrey Boa-Gart...oh, my poor dead kitty, please
not you too...
[checks list, sees "Snowball I"]
[angry] All right, Bob, now it's personal!
-- The Mayor crosses the line, "Sideshow Bob Roberts"
[points at a tombstone: "Edgar Neubauer: Beloved husband and old
grouch (1831-1909)"]
Oh my God...the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.
Lisa: [gasp] No, Bart, don't you see? Dead people can't vote.
[pulls out list, looks at another tombstone]
Prudence Goodwyfe, died 1641. She voted for Bob too. [gasps] So
did Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, and the Big Bopper.
[walking] Even the pet cemetery voted for Bob, look! Mr. and
Mrs. Bananas, Humphrey Boa-Gart...oh, my poor dead kitty, please
not you too...
[checks list, sees "Snowball I"]
[angry] All right, Bob, now it's personal!
-- The Mayor crosses the line, "Sideshow Bob Roberts"
Related:
- Man: You're on the right track. Follow the names.
Bart:
How the hell do you know? Man: [takes a drag]... - Bob: Only _I_ could have executed such a masterpiece of electoral
fraud.
And I have the records to prove it! Here, just look... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: I...should have known you were too smart to fall for that.
Bob: Really? What type of smart? Book smart? Because... - Barlow: My friends, isn't this just typical? Another intelligent
conservative here,
railroaded by our liberal justice system, just... - Brich Barlow [on the radio; a Rush Limbaugh imitation]:
My friends, isn't this just typical? Another intelligent... - Bart: Wow, a former president living right across the street.
Homer: Oh, why did he have to move in on _my_ territory... - Lisa: This is hopeless. They're going to demolish our house for sure.
We're going to have to move into a Motel Six. Bart... - Barlow: All right, my friends, let's go to the phones.
First up is Bob from South Springfield. Welcome...
