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• Lisa: [yawns] I think I'll just hit the hay. Selma
  It's 12:30 in the afternoon! Lisa: [quietly] I'm aware of the time....
• Lisa: Good-bye, Aunt Gladys. I wish I had taken some time to get to know you better.
  Bart: [from behind the coffin] [raspy] Don't worry about it....
• Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey. Bart: Good morning, Father dear.
  [hands him comics] Hope you're well. Lisa: Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral today?...
• Bart: Dad, I know you're discouraged, but please don't deny the world your fat can.
  Homer: Don't worry, boy, he'll be ready for your Aunt Selma's birthday....
• Lisa: Aunt Selma? Selma: [grunt] Lisa: Do you think you'll ever married?
  Selma: [sadly] Oh, I don't know. [perks up] Why?...
• Lisa: [on the phone] Dad, I broke my last saxophone reed, and I need you to get me a new one.
  Homer: Uh, isn't this the kind of thing your mother's better at?...
• Lisa: I think she likes my present better. \< Ba
  Does not! Lisa: |Does too! Bart: | |Does not!...
• Marge: [hearing the doorbell] Just a second! Home
  D'oh! [whimpers] Huh? [spots a bookcase] I never looked behind this whatchamacallit case before....
• Marge: [making lunch] Extra mustard for Bart, sliced diagonally, not lengthwise.
  Light mayo for Lisa, cut off the crust. Double baloney for Homer....