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• Step aside, everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty.
  Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you. -- Homer Simpson Bart the Love...
• Three simple words: I am gay. -- Homer helps Bart write a letter, "Bart the Love
• Step aside! Sensitive love letters are my specialty!
  -- Homer offers to help Bart write a love letter, "Bart the Love...
• How was detention today, dear? -- Marge's motherly concern, "Bart the Love
• Homer: I'll get our letter so wet, the ink will run and no one will be able to read it!
  Bart: Yeah, but don't other people have mail in there?...
• Dear Edna, Your photo took my breath away. Truly yours is a butt that won't quit.
  Yesterday morning, I put your picture up in my garage to inspire me while I gapped my spark plugs....
• Homer: Bart! Take a letter! Dear Mr. Burns.
  .. [heavy sarcasm] I'm so `glad' you enjoyed my son's blood....
• loppily scrawled] Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won't quit.
  they got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr five dollars?...
• Gasp! Beer! How did you know! -- Homer receives a surprise gift, "Bart the Love