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  -- Homer helps Bart write a letter, "Bart the Love...
• Step aside! Sensitive love letters are my specialty!
  -- Homer offers to help Bart write a love letter, "Bart the Love...
• Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn. -- Homer Simpson I Love Lisa
• Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.
  -- Homer's advice to Lisa on how to dissuade a suitor, "I Love Lisa...
• Bart answers the door]} Man: {Yeah, hi. I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson.
  } Bart: {That's me!} Man: {[punches Bart in the face] Don't write no more letters to Mr....
• This is your teacher!? I should start going to Parents' Night.
  [growls] -- Homer sees Bart's photo of a sexy Ms. Krabappel, "Bart the Love...
• I didn't do it. -- Bart, caught red-handed, "Bart the Love
• Marge: I bet we could buy a nice doghouse for $50. Home
  [sigh] Marge, you're a tool of doghouse makers. Marge...
• Ned: Homer, I'm afriad I've got a bone to pick with you.
  Homer: Look, if it's about the camcorder, I <lost> it, okay? -- "Bart the Love...