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• Marge: You know, <we'll> be old someday. Homer: Gasp!
  My God, you're right, Marge! You kids wouldn't put me in a home like I did to my dad, would you?...
• Bart+Lisa: HAP-PY BIRTH-DAY! Homer: [alarmed] Aaggh!
  Whaa... What! Lisa: Here's your birthday breakfast!...
• Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
  Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!...
• Homer: Aw, I don't know how to punish you. What does Marge usually do?
  Bart: She makes me taste beer. Homer: Come on, boy, give your old man a little credit....
• You've got a date with the Xeros machine! -- Bart receives a sexy photo of Ms.
  Krabappel, "Bart the Love...
• Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables? Todd
  Hell, no! Ned+Maude+Rod: [gasp!] Maude: What did you say?...
• Bart and Homer spot each other suddenly. They gasp] Ba
  I can't let Dad see me playing hooky! Homer: I can't let the boy see me skipping work!...
• Lisa: Oh, Dad! You must have bought me every Malibu Stacy accessory there is!
  Homer: Not quite. They were out of Malibu Stacy lunar rovers....
• Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpville. Population---You.
  -- Homer helps Bart write a letter, "Bart the Love...