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• This is your teacher!? I should start going to Parents' Night.
  [growls] -- Homer sees Bart's photo of a sexy Ms. Krabappel, "Bart the Love...
• Skinner: Mother doesn't approve of me dating so I need you to keep her busy for a few hours while Edna and I sneak out.
  [sneaks out] Bart: Oh, I can't take much more of this....
• Bart: Hey, Lis. A moment of your time. Lisa: [stops playing her sax] Yeah?
  Bart: Suppose I was writing my <second> letter to a girl, and I already used up my A-material....
• Bart, you're the closest thing to a man in my life.
  And that's so depressing, I think I'm going to cry....
• Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
  Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: Oh ....
• You've got a date with the Xeros machine! -- Bart receives a sexy photo of Ms.
  Krabappel, "Bart the Love...
• You took my breath away and now I want it back.
• Edna: It's so exciting to be dating a killer. Bob
  To be fair, I never successfully killed anyone. Edna...
• Bart: [to himself] That does it, I'm outta here. [scribbles something on paper] Mrs.
  Krabappel, I have to go to the dentist. I have a carroway seed caught under my bridgework....