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• Step aside! Sensitive love letters are my specialty!
  -- Homer offers to help Bart write a love letter, "Bart the Love...
• Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpville. Population---You.
  -- Homer helps Bart write a letter, "Bart the Love...
• Marge: [goes into labor] Oh! Homer: [rolls up his sleeves] Step aside.
  I'll deliver this baby. Dr. H: Uh, why don't you let me handle it, Homer?...
• Smithers: Oh my God! I knew I shouldn't have left..
  . Burns: Ah, welcome back Smithers. Say, do you know Homer Simpson, he pitched in around the office while you were away....
• Bart: I don't believe it! Principal Skinner. Well, well, well, I never thought I'd win _this_ easy.
  Skinner: Hmph. This has nothing to do with you, Simpson....
• Bart and Homer run into each other] Bart: Pardon me, sir.
  Forgive my clumsiness. Homer: Not at all. Bart: [chuckles, holding Homer's wallet] Home...
• Bart answers the door]} Man: {Yeah, hi. I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson.
  } Bart: {That's me!} Man: {[punches Bart in the face] Don't write no more letters to Mr....
• When my father got out of the Navy, he cursed a blue streak.
  It nearly cost him his job as a baby photographer....
• Homer: Maybe we did fake a kidnapping, but is that really such a crime?
  All your son wanted was a little attention, a little love....