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• Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpville. Population---You.
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• Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for <you> will never die.
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• Bart: Hey, Lis. A moment of your time. Lisa: [stops playing her sax] Yeah?
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• Marge: Well I think it's wonderful that your father has fallen in love with my mother.
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• He's the boy you love to hate! -- Homer on Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie