Homer: Bart! Take a letter! Dear Mr. Burns.

Homer: Bart! Take a letter!
Dear Mr. Burns... [heavy sarcasm] I'm so `glad' you enjoyed my
son's blood. And your `card' was `just great'. In case you
can't tell, I'm being sarcastic. You.. Stink! Could you read
that last part back to me?
Bart: `You stink!'
Homer: Heh heh heh. Good. `You are a senile, buck-toothed old mummy,
with bony girl-arms, and you smell like...'
Bart: An elephant's butt?
Homer: Hee hee. `An elephant's butt.'
-- Homer writes a nasty letter to his boss, "Blood Feud"

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