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• All right, all right. Look at her if it'll shut her up.
  Start with the feet. Still angry. Good! Good, Homer, good!...
• Homer, I'd like you to forgive me for doing the right thing. -- Marge, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca
• Homer: [thinks to himself] She's been your wife for ten years, you've had three children together, it's time to be honest with her.
  [out loud] I'm not sure I love you any more....
• Ah, Simpson. At last we meet. -- Mr.
  Burns, calling Homer in regarding Bart's accident, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Marge: Homer, has the weight loss tape reduced your appetite?
  Homer: Ah, lamentably no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satieties....
• Moe: Oh, you're better off. Rich people aren't happy.
  From the day they're born to the day they die, they &l...
• Bart+Lisa: HAP-PY BIRTH-DAY! Homer: [alarmed] Aaggh!
  Whaa... What! Lisa: Here's your birthday breakfast!...
• Marge: Homer, has the weight loss tape reduced your appetite?
  Homer: Ah, lamentably no. My gastronomic repacity knows no satieties....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...