Marge: Well I Think It's Wonderful That Your Father Has Fallen In Love With My Mother.

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Marge: Well I think it's wonderful that your father has fallen in love
with my mother.
Homer: Well I'm opposed to the whole thing. Damn opposed!
Bart: He's damn opposed. Damn, damn, _damn_ opposed!
Marge: Bart! Homer, what possible reason could you have against Grampa
being in love?
Homer: If he marries your mother, Marge, we'll be brother and sister.
And then our kids...they'll be horrible freaks with pink skin, no
overbites, and five fingers on each hand!
[Homer imagines the freakish kids]
Aaah!
-- They'd be almost...human, "Lady Bouvier's Lover"

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