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• Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
  He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up in the morgue, he'll fax us....
• Homer: Hey! Somebody sign an autograph? Please? Somebody.
  ..sign an autograph? Hey, would you sign a....
• Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables? Todd
  Hell, no! Ned+Maude+Rod: [gasp!] Maude: What did you say?...
• Ned: Thank you so much, Homer. You're a true friend.
  Homer: Right back at you, buddy. Now how about that game at the Pitch'N'Putt?...
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
• Ned: I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boy.
  Homer: Oh, come on, Flanders. I don't complain about your....
• Ned: Homer, I'm afriad I've got a bone to pick with you.
  Homer: Look, if it's about the camcorder, I <lost> it, okay? -- "Bart the Love...
• Homer: Wait a minute: we all know the one thing we won't need in the future!
  Left-handed stores. That's you, Flanders! [whispered to Rod & Todd] I'm terribly story....
• Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
  Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!...