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• All of us pull a few `boners' now and then, go off `half-cocked', make `asses' of ourselves.
  I don't want to be `hard on' you......
• Homer: But come on, we all know this is small potatoes.
  There's a danger in this town that is bigger than all the Dips put together....
• Lisa: Milhouse! Knock him down if he's in your way.
  Jimbo! Jimbo, go for the face! Look!...
• Homer: [gasps] Duck! I can't let the boys see me with you!
  Ned: What? Homer: [grunts, pushes Ned down] Hi! Lenny...
• Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
  [hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's not in here....
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Ned: I'm talking about your, heh heh, potty-mouth.
  Homer: What the hell are you talking about? -- "Bart the Love...