Ned: Ho! What the gumdrops is going on here?
Bart: Came to stop you from murdering Lisa like you murdered your wife!
Ned: Murdered? [groans, faints]
Maude: Murdered? Oh no, I've just been in the country for a week.
Bart: [to Flanders] But I distinctly heard you say that Maude was with
Maude: Oh, that's right. I was at Bible Camp. I was learning how to be
-- A useful Christian skill, "Bart of Darkness"