Rev.L: [reluctantly, to phone] Hello, Ned.
Ned: Sorry to bother you, Rev. Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy.
My son Todd just told us he didn't want to eat his damn
vegetables.
Rev.L: Well, you know kids and vegetables. What was it? Asparagus?
Ned: No, no, Reverend, the point is, he said a `bad word'!
Rev.L: [realizes] Oh, oh, right, yeah.
Well, kids usually pick these things stuff up from <someplace>.
Find out who's doing it and... direct them to the Bible.
Ned: <Where> in the Bible?
Rev.L: Uh... Page 900. [quickly hangs up]
Ned: But Rever--- [click]
Rev.L: [looks down at his dessert, which has melted] Damn Flanders.
-- "Bart the Lover"
Ned: Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.
Rev. Lovejoy: No, but He <was> working in the hearts of your friends and
neighbors when they came to your aid,
be they [points to Ned] Christian, [Krusty] Jew, or [Apu] ....
