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  And I have you to thank....
• Look, let's can the euphemisms. No more bullspit. -- Principal Skinner, "Separate Vocatio
• Teacher: This is a great day for me. I thought I could never teach again!
  Skinner: Oh, things have changed. There will be no mockery of your name, Mr....
• I will not bribe Principal Skinne
• Oh, Springfield Elementary! I will have you back again.
  After all, tomorrow is another school day! -- Principal Skinner, "Principal Charming...
• Edna: Go away, Bart, this is not a good time. Ba
  I saw you two fighting...I'm worried there could be a strike and the school would shut down....
• I tried to repel him, I really did!
  -- Patty to Selma, on Principal Skinner, "Principal Charming...
• Bart: Seymour, this is an absence slip signed by Nelson's mother.
  And this is Nelson's English homework. Notice the identical elongated loops on the `d's....
• Skinner: Bart Simpson on the side of law and order?
  Has the world gone topsy-turvey? Bart: That's right, man....