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• Homer: So what are <you> going to be, boy? Ba
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• Martin: Kaboom! That, the sound of the thunderous volcanic explosion that gives birth to the magnificent geode, one of nature's most -- Nelso
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• Nelson: {The ingredients were: fresh pureed tomatoes, water, salt, and sodium benzoate used to retard spoilage.
  Once again, if I'm not mistaken, this can contained tomato paste....
• Jimbo and Kearney restrain Bart] Nelson: [beating on Bart] This is for wasting teacher's valuable time!
  Lisa: [punches Jimbo, pulls his shirt half over his head] Lay off, guys!...
• Nelson: Hah-hah! Your mom's a jailbird! Bart: So's yours.
  Nelson: Oh yeah. -- "Marge in Chai...
• Article Four: Nelson is never again to raise his fists in anger.
  Article Five: Nelson recognizes Bart's right to exist....