Skinner: Bart Simpson on the side of law and order? Has the world gone
topsy-turvey?
Bart: That's right, man. I got my first taste of authority...
[rubs his hands] And I liked it!
-- "Separate Vocations"
topsy-turvey?
Bart: That's right, man. I got my first taste of authority...
[rubs his hands] And I liked it!
-- "Separate Vocations"
Related:
- The school is a police state. Students are afraid to sneeze.
And I have you to thank. -- Principal Skinner to... - Bart: I don't believe it! Principal Skinner. Well,
well, well, I never thought I'd win _this_... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all... - Bart: [to himself] That does it, I'm outta here.
[scribbles something on paper]
Mrs.
Krabappel, I have to go to the dentist. I have a carroway... - Skinner: It's coming pretty close to the ground, maybe I can catch it.
Don't touch the telescope, Bart. A slight change in... - Milhouse: Bart, look! It's Principal Skinner. And I think he's gone
crazy -
he's not wearing a suit or tie or anything! Bart... - Skinner: If I were a truant boy out for a good time,
I'd be right here: the Springfield Natural... - Lewis: [covered in leaves] Hey, look at me. I'm Skinner's body!
Bart: That is not funny, Lewis. Milhouse: Well...
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- Homer: Please! Don't hurt me!
Alien: [gentle voice] Don't be afraid.
Homer: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... - Judge: Krusty the Clown, how do you plead?
Krusty:
[brightly] I plead guilty, your honor. [huge... - Homer: What'd you kids get?
Bart: I bought this cool pencil holder.
Homer: Heh heh, far out man. I haven't seen a bong... - Lisa: Mr. Jefferson, my name is Lisa Simpson, and I have a problem.
Jefferson: I know your problem. The Lincoln Memorial... - Troy: [drunk] Yeah, it's a good idea, Homer, but they've already made
some movies about WW II.
Homer: Ah, hell... Well, what about Dracula? Troy...
