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• The school is a police state. Students are afraid to sneeze.
  And I have you to thank....
• Bart: I don't believe it! Principal Skinner. Well, well, well, I never thought I'd win _this_ easy.
  Skinner: Hmph. This has nothing to do with you, Simpson....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
• Bart: [to himself] That does it, I'm outta here. [scribbles something on paper] Mrs.
  Krabappel, I have to go to the dentist. I have a carroway seed caught under my bridgework....
• Skinner: It's coming pretty close to the ground, maybe I can catch it.
  Don't touch the telescope, Bart. A slight change in elevation can destroy a whole morning's work....
• Milhouse: Bart, look! It's Principal Skinner. And I think he's gone crazy -- he's not wearing a suit or tie or anything!
  Bart: [approaches him] Principal Skinner? Um, I'm real sorry about my dog getting you fired, and biting you, and then getting it on with your leg....
• Skinner: If I were a truant boy out for a good time, I'd be right here
  he Springfield Natural History Museum. [chuckles] You're mine, Simpson....
• Lewis: [covered in leaves] Hey, look at me. I'm Skinner's body!
  Bart: That is not funny, Lewis. Milhouse: Well, I heard Skinner's buried under his parking spot....