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• Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
  Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe! -- And smoke it, "I Married Marge...
• Hibbert: Congratulations, Mrs. Simpson: you're pregnant.
  Marge: Mmm... Hibbert: Am I to take it that this is [chuckles] an unwanted pregnancy?...
• I'm ten times the Krusty fan you are. I even have the Krusty Home-Pregnancy Test!
  -- Bart plans ahead, "I Love Lisa...
• Waiter: Ahoy! I spy the children's menu! Bart: Ahoy!
  This place bites! Marge: Bart! -- A visit to the Rusty Barnacle, "Homer's Night Ou...
• Waiter: [fried shrimp for Lisa] Here you go... \\ [pork chop \'a la // Hawaiian] There you are.
  .. \\ [a smaller serving of fried shrimp] For the baby....
• I was a test-tub baby. All the other kids were in test tubes.
  And I was in a three-liter Coke bottle. -- Billy Elme...
• Announcer: We now return to the 1971 film, "Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out", starring Troy McClure.
  [a multicolored VW bug is chased by police] Ma...
• Your baby and I will see you in Hell! -- Nadine.
• Lisa: Did you hear that, Maggie? Another baby in the house.
  Bart: Oh, cool! We can race 'em! -- Marge might be pregnant, "I Married Marge...