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• Waiter: So what's it going to be, me little buck-o?
  Bart: A-huh-ha-hmm, let's see... [examines the menu] This evening I shall go for the....
• Waiter: [fried shrimp for Lisa] Here you go... \\ [pork chop \'a la // Hawaiian] There you are.
  .. \\ [a smaller serving of fried shrimp] For the baby....
• Ahoy!
• Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you!
  If purple ye see, no baby thar be! If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!...
• ame Bart |\name The Fe-mail-man
  Lady, where's my spy camera. | : Where's my spy camera?...
• Marge: You taught Bart a very bad lesson. Your boy idolizes you.
  Homer: Oh, he does not. -- "Homer's Night Ou...
• Marge: Bart, Lisa, it's 11:00 at night. Where do you think you're going?
  Bart: Downtown. Lisa: We gotta get seats for the Itchy & Scratchy parade....
• Homer: Would you like me to shred those environmental reports for you, sir?
  Burns: Already taken care of. [shreds the reports and throw them out the window] Bu...
• Bart: [to waiter] I'll have a Brain Burger with extra pus, please.
  Marge: Bart! Homer: Eyeball stew. Marge: Homer!...