Waiter: [fried shrimp for Lisa] Here you go... \\
[pork chop \'a la // Hawaiian] There you are... \\
[a smaller serving of fried shrimp] For the baby... \\
[to Bart] And one squid platter, <extra> tentacles.
Bart: Heh heh... Urrggghh... [turns green and drops below the table]
Marge: Bart, quit fooling around and eat your dinner!
Lisa: [taunting] Yeah, eat it Bart.
Bart: [from beneath the table] May I please be excused for a minute?
Marge: Well okay, but don't dawdle. Your food will get cold.
Bart: Urgh. [leaves the table]
-- A visit to the Rusty Barnacle, "Homer's Night Out"
[pork chop \'a la // Hawaiian] There you are... \\
[a smaller serving of fried shrimp] For the baby... \\
[to Bart] And one squid platter, <extra> tentacles.
Bart: Heh heh... Urrggghh... [turns green and drops below the table]
Marge: Bart, quit fooling around and eat your dinner!
Lisa: [taunting] Yeah, eat it Bart.
Bart: [from beneath the table] May I please be excused for a minute?
Marge: Well okay, but don't dawdle. Your food will get cold.
Bart: Urgh. [leaves the table]
-- A visit to the Rusty Barnacle, "Homer's Night Out"
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to pass me the syrup?
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Bart: Ahoy!
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Lisa: Hey! Mom! Bart's throwing peas.
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Heh heh. It won't cost you a thing ... EXCEPT...
