Hibbert: Congratulations, Mrs. Simpson: You're Pregnant.

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Hibbert: Congratulations, Mrs. Simpson: you're pregnant.
Marge: Mmm...
Hibbert: Am I to take it that this is [chuckles] an unwanted pregnancy?
Marge: Oh, no, no, not exactly. It's just that I haven't told Homer
yet, and with his new job, I don't know how we're going to be
able to afford this.
Hibbert: Well, you know a healthy baby can bring upwards of $60,000.
Marge: What?!
Hibbert: Well, of course, that was just a test. Er, had you reacted
differently, you'd be in jail right now. Simply a test.
[laughs uncomfortably]
-- Dr. Hibbert, evil Republican,
"And Maggie Makes Three"