Announcer: We now return to the 1971 film, "Good-Time Slim, Uncle
Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out", starring Troy
McClure.
[a multicolored VW bug is chased by police]
Man: Slim, if we've got the bag with the stolen diamonds, then
what happened to the bag with our stash?
Slim: There's more than one way to get high, baby.
[he floors it]
[Marge, dressed seductively, snuggles with Homey]
Homer: Please, Marge! How often can I see a movie of this calibre
on late-night TV?
Marge: Is there something wrong, Homey?
Homer: No! It's just that I've only seen this movie twice before
and I've seen you every night for the last eleven ye -- er,
what I meant to say is, uh, we'll snuggle tomorrow sweetie.
I promise.
-- Homer's promises, never broken,
"Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out", starring Troy
McClure.
[a multicolored VW bug is chased by police]
Man: Slim, if we've got the bag with the stolen diamonds, then
what happened to the bag with our stash?
Slim: There's more than one way to get high, baby.
[he floors it]
[Marge, dressed seductively, snuggles with Homey]
Homer: Please, Marge! How often can I see a movie of this calibre
on late-night TV?
Marge: Is there something wrong, Homey?
Homer: No! It's just that I've only seen this movie twice before
and I've seen you every night for the last eleven ye -- er,
what I meant to say is, uh, we'll snuggle tomorrow sweetie.
I promise.
-- Homer's promises, never broken,
"Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
Related:
- It's just that I've only seen this movie twice before, and I've seen
you every night for the last eleven ye -- aha.
What I mean to say is: We'll snuggle tomorrow, sweetie.... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Marge: Mmm, I hope you kept the Homey-fires burning.
[Homer snores] Homer... Homer: Huh?... - Marge: I can't believe you bought that plow. We can't afford it!
Homer: If you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!... - Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your
life.
Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life.... - Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!... - Marge: Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the
Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?
Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?... - Homer: So, uh, what are you in for?
Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
Last time <I> ever take a stand... Homer: Well, I'm here for being me.... - Lisa: Dad?
Homer: Yes, honey?
Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer, we need to have a serious talk....
