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• Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you!
  If purple ye see, no baby thar be! If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!...
• Marge: Here we sit, enjoying the shade. Wives: Hey, Marge, and pour the wine!
  Marge: Drink the drink that I have made. Wives: Hey, Marge, and pour the wine!...
• Homer: You know, son, the day you were born, I received the greatest gift a man could have.
  As the years went by, your mother and I were blessed twice more....
• Homer: Someday, I'll buy you a <real> castle. Marge
  You don't have to do that. Homer: Phew. Good. -- "I Married Marge...
• Marge: Mmmm. You don't have to start drinking right away.
  I waas thinking we could go for a bike ride....
• Waiter: Ahoy! I spy the children's menu! Bart: Ahoy!
  This place bites! Marge: Bart! -- A visit to the Rusty Barnacle, "Homer's Night Ou...
• Marge: [sniffling] This romance is so full of heartfelt passion.
  I can really identify with this corn-fed heroine....
• Marge: Homer, I've been thinking, if the baby's a boy, what do you think of the name Larry?
  Homer: Marge, we can't do that! All the kids will call him `Larry Fairy'....
• Marge: Homer, couldn't we pawn my engagement ring instead?
  Homer: Now, I appreciate that, honey, but we need one hundred and fifty dollars here....