Lisa: Did You Hear That, Maggie? Another Baby In The House.
Lisa: Did you hear that, Maggie? Another baby in the house.
Bart: Oh, cool! We can race 'em!
-- Marge might be pregnant, "I Married Marge"
Lisa: Dad, if the new baby is a girl, can we name her Ariel?
Bart: Bzzzzt. I'm sorry, the baby's name will be Cool Mo-Dee Simpson....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Marge: [Holding bottle] Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say mama?
Bart: Can you say get bent? Marge: Bart! Ba...
Marge: It's so quiet here without the kids. Homer: What I wouldn't give to hear Lisa play another one of her jazzy tunes.
[talks into her saxophone to the tune of Beethoven's fifth] Saxama-phone!...
Bart: [in the present] Wow, Dad, you really threw a tantrum like a little sissy girl?
Homer: Oh, just that one time. Marge: Actually, when I was about to have Bart -- Home...
Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out....
Homer: What are you doing, Marge? Didn't you hear the song?
Marge: No, I had to go rent the bulldozer. Ned...
Lisa: [as a baby, in her high chair] Dada? Dada?
Marge: [o.s.] Did you hear that, Homer? [pan over to Homer strangling Bart] Home...
Homer: So, Marge, pretty sweet, eh? Marge: Hmm. Oh, I forgot to clean the lint basket in the dryer.
If someone broke into the house and did laundry, it could start a fire....