Related:

• Lisa: Dad, if the new baby is a girl, can we name her Ariel?
  Bart: Bzzzzt. I'm sorry, the baby's name will be Cool Mo-Dee Simpson....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: [Holding bottle] Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say mama?
  Bart: Can you say get bent? Marge: Bart! Ba...
• Marge: It's so quiet here without the kids. Homer: What I wouldn't give to hear Lisa play another one of her jazzy tunes.
  [talks into her saxophone to the tune of Beethoven's fifth] Saxama-phone!...
• Bart: [in the present] Wow, Dad, you really threw a tantrum like a little sissy girl?
  Homer: Oh, just that one time. Marge: Actually, when I was about to have Bart -- Home...
• Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
  Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out....
• Homer: What are you doing, Marge? Didn't you hear the song?
  Marge: No, I had to go rent the bulldozer. Ned...
• Lisa: [as a baby, in her high chair] Dada? Dada?
  Marge: [o.s.] Did you hear that, Homer? [pan over to Homer strangling Bart] Home...
• Homer: So, Marge, pretty sweet, eh? Marge: Hmm. Oh, I forgot to clean the lint basket in the dryer.
  If someone broke into the house and did laundry, it could start a fire....