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• Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
  Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
• The Flaming Moe is not for sale. Do you know how much of my blood and sweat are in this drink?
  [everybody in the bar spits out their drink] Uh, figure of speech....
• When the weight of the world has got you down and you want to end your life.
  Bills to pay, a dead-end job, and problems with the wife....
• Homer: Where's that waitress of yours? Moe: Oh, she left to pursue a movie career.
  Frankly, I think she was better off here. -- "Flaming Moe'...
• He may have come up with the recipe, but I came up with the idea of charging $
  6.95 for it. -- Moe Syzlak Flaming Moe'...
• Now <that's> what I call a Happy Hour. -- Moe in bed with the waitress, "Flaming Moe'
• Barney: [comes into Flaming Moe's] All: Barney!
  Bartender: How's the world treating you, Mr. Gumbel?...
• Wow, Homer, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's invited!
  -- Moe tastes a Flaming Homer, "Flaming Moe'...
• Kent: Next on `Eye on Springfield', a toast to Moe!
  he Wizard of Walnut Street. Moe: The Flaming Moe dates back to my forefathers who were bartenders to the czar....