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• Woman: Morris, something troubles me. Moe: Don't worry, baby, my mother won't be home for another 20 minutes.
  -- Moe and the waitress in bed, "Flaming Moe'...
• Homer: Where's that waitress of yours? Moe: Oh, she left to pursue a movie career.
  Frankly, I think she was better off here. -- "Flaming Moe'...
• Moe: [answering the phone] Flaming Moe's. Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine.
  Last name Jass. First name Hugh. Moe: Uh, hold on, I'll check....
• Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
  Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
• If there was any justice, <my> face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise.
  -- Homer gripes about Moe's phenomenal success, "Flaming Moe'...
• He may have come up with the recipe, but I came up with the idea of charging $
  6.95 for it. -- Moe Syzlak Flaming Moe'...
• Moe: How about a warm Flaming Moe's welcome for.
  .. Aerosmith! Aerosmith: Nah, I don't think so Moe, we're just hanging out, etc....
• Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy. I'm the magical man from Happyland in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaane!
  Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic. -- Homer Simpson Flaming Moe'...
• Moe, I haven't seen the place this crowded since the government cracked down on you for accepting food stamps.
  -- Homer, "Flaming Moe'...