When the weight of the world has got you down
and you want to end your life.
Bills to pay, a dead-end job,
and problems with the wife.
But don't throw in the tow'l,
'cuz there's a place right down the block...
Where you can drink your misery away...
At Flaming Moe's.... (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's...)
When liquor in a mug (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's...)
can warm you like a hug. (Flaming Moe's...)
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...
-- Cheers to ... "Flaming Moe's"
and you want to end your life.
Bills to pay, a dead-end job,
and problems with the wife.
But don't throw in the tow'l,
'cuz there's a place right down the block...
Where you can drink your misery away...
At Flaming Moe's.... (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's...)
When liquor in a mug (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's...)
can warm you like a hug. (Flaming Moe's...)
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...
-- Cheers to ... "Flaming Moe's"
Related:
- Barney: [comes into Flaming Moe's]
All: Barney!
Bartender: How's the world treating you, Mr. Gumbel... - Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe...
Marge: Bart,
are you going to mow the lawn today? Bart: Okay, but... - Moe, I haven't seen the place this crowded since the government cracked
down on you for accepting food stamps.
Homer, "Flaming... - The Flaming Moe is not for sale. Do you know how much of my blood
and sweat are in this drink?
[everybody in the bar spits out their drink] Uh, figure... - Wow, Homer, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's
invited!
Moe tastes a Flaming Homer, "Flaming... - Moe: How about a warm Flaming Moe's welcome for.
Aerosmith! Aerosmith: Nah, I don't think so Moe, we're... - Increased job satisfaction and family togetherness are poison for a
purveyor of mind-numbing intoxicants like myself.
Moe, "Flaming... - Gin and... tonic? [in disbelief] Do they mix?
--
Moe dusts off his chart of drink recipes, "Flaming... - Ms.K: [heavy make-up, in a tube top] Hiya, scrumptious.
Do you want to ignite my drink? Homer: You're my kid's...
