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• Wow! Info-tainment! -- Homer watches `Eye on Springfield', "Flaming Moe'
• If there was any justice, <my> face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise.
  -- Homer gripes about Moe's phenomenal success, "Flaming Moe'...
• If there was any justice, my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise!
  -- Homer Simpson Flaming Moe'...
• The Flaming Moe is not for sale. Do you know how much of my blood and sweat are in this drink?
  [everybody in the bar spits out their drink] Uh, figure of speech....
• Homer: The secret ingredient is -- Moe: Homer, no!
  Homer: Cough syrup! Nothing but plain, ordinary, over-the-counter children's cough syrup!...
• Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
  Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
• Homer: Where's that waitress of yours? Moe: Oh, she left to pursue a movie career.
  Frankly, I think she was better off here. -- "Flaming Moe'...
• Moe, I haven't seen the place this crowded since the government cracked down on you for accepting food stamps.
  -- Homer, "Flaming Moe'...
• I don't know the scientific explanation, but FIRE MADE IT GOOD.
  -- Homer creates a new drink, "Flaming Moe'...