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  -- Kent Brockman hosts `Eye on Springfield', "Flaming Moe'...
• But first! Part seven of our eye-opening look at the bikini!
  -- Kent Brockman hosts `Eye on Springfield', "Flaming Moe'...
• Wow! Info-tainment! -- Homer watches `Eye on Springfield', "Flaming Moe'
• Whoa! T and A!
  -- Bart catches a glimpse of `Eye on Springfield's story on bikinis, "Flaming Moe'...
• Kent: We'll watch Springfield's oldest man meet Springfield's fattest man.
  [caption reads, "Opposites attract?"] Homer: He's not so fat....
• Wow, Homer, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's invited!
  -- Moe tastes a Flaming Homer, "Flaming Moe'...
• Tonight, we salute the silver anniversary of the Great Springfield Tire Yard Fire.
  Twenty-five years, and still burning strong!...
• Kent: And we visit with heavyweight champion Dreaderick Tatum, who reminisces about growing up in Springfield.
  Tatum: That town is a dump. If you ever see me back there, you'll know I really [bleep]ed up bad....
• Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
  Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...