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• I decided to mix the little bits that were left in every liquor bottle.
  In my haste, I had grabbed a bottle of the kid's cough syrup....
• The Flaming Moe is not for sale. Do you know how much of my blood and sweat are in this drink?
  [everybody in the bar spits out their drink] Uh, figure of speech....
• Marge: So, Mr. Hutz, does my husband have a case? Hutz
  I'm sorry, Mrs. Simpson, but you can't copyright a drink....
• Homer: [gasps] You know Lucius Sweet?! He's one of the biggest names in boxing!
  He's exactly as rich and as famous as Don King, and he looks just like him, too!...
• Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
  Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
• Wow, Homer, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's invited!
  -- Moe tastes a Flaming Homer, "Flaming Moe'...
• Moe, I haven't seen the place this crowded since the government cracked down on you for accepting food stamps.
  -- Homer, "Flaming Moe'...
• Homer: Where's that waitress of yours? Moe: Oh, she left to pursue a movie career.
  Frankly, I think she was better off here. -- "Flaming Moe'...
• Gin and... tonic? [in disbelief] Do they mix?
  -- Moe dusts off his chart of drink recipes, "Flaming Moe'...