Gin And... Tonic? [in Disbelief] Do They Mix?
Gin and... tonic? [in disbelief] Do they mix?
-- Moe dusts off his chart of drink recipes,
The Flaming Moe is not for sale. Do you know how much of my blood and sweat are in this drink?
[everybody in the bar spits out their drink] Uh, figure of speech....
I decided to mix the little bits that were left in every liquor bottle.
In my haste, I had grabbed a bottle of the kid's cough syrup....
When the weight of the world has got you down and you want to end your life.
Bills to pay, a dead-end job, and problems with the wife....
Hey, this drink is delicious. And my phlegm feels looser!
-- Snake oil not included, "Flaming Moe'...
I don't know the scientific explanation, but FIRE MADE IT GOOD.
-- Homer creates a new drink, "Flaming Moe'...
Homer: Where's that waitress of yours? Moe: Oh, she left to pursue a movie career.
Frankly, I think she was better off here. -- "Flaming Moe'...
Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
Another gin and tonic, please.
Moe: Oh, everybody is going to family restaurants these days, tsk.
Seems nobody wants to hang out in a dank pit no more....