Moe, I Haven't Seen The Place This Crowded Since The Government Cracked Down On You For Accepting Food Stamps.
Moe, I haven't seen the place this crowded since the government cracked
down on you for accepting food stamps.
-- Homer, "Flaming Moe's"
Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
When the weight of the world has got you down and you want to end your life.
Bills to pay, a dead-end job, and problems with the wife....
Wow, Homer, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's invited!
-- Moe tastes a Flaming Homer, "Flaming Moe'...
Homer: Where's that waitress of yours? Moe: Oh, she left to pursue a movie career.
Frankly, I think she was better off here. -- "Flaming Moe'...
I don't know the scientific explanation, but FIRE MADE IT GOOD.
-- Homer creates a new drink, "Flaming Moe'...
Moe: Geez, Homer. I never seen a guy stand up to that kind of punishment.
I mean, you took a three-man pounding and didn't even fall down....
Wow! Info-tainment! -- Homer watches `Eye on Springfield', "Flaming Moe'
Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance....
Moe: Hey, Homer, I snuck you in a beer for old times' sake?
Homer: Thanks, Moe. [drinks it] Moe: You know, Homer, that beer ain't free....