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• Lou: Uh, Chief, what about those coleslaw punks? Wiggum
  Well, I... I can't be everywhere at once, Lou, now can I?...
• Wiggum: Let me assure all you smokers out there that there is &l
  o> shortage of cigarettes. Reporter: [shouts] How do we know that?...
• Gypsy: [roaming her hands over a picture of Skinner] I see wedding bells for Vanna White and Teddy Kennedy.
  Wiggum: Please, Princess Opal, if we could just stick to Principal Skinner....
• Wiggum: Find anything this time, boys? Cop: Uh, no sign of him, Chief.
  Wiggum: Princess Opal? Opal: I see nothing here, but I'm afraid it's splitsville for Delta Burke and Major Dad....
• Brooks: [Yiddish voice] What's with the sir -- [normal voice] What's with the siren?
  Wiggum: Evening, Simpson. You got a short and your taillight started blinking when you made that turn....
• Fat Tony: Chief Wiggum! You honor us with your presence.
  Chief Wiggum: Baloney! I'm not going to rest until one of us is behind bars....
• Homer: [yelling to be heard] You really did it this time, Bart!
  You're in for the punishment of a lifetime!...
• I can assure you that size will not be a problem. -- Worf
• We do have a product that is more in your price range.
  However, I must assure you that any hair growth you experience while using it will be purely coincidental....