We do have a product that is more in your price range. However, I must
assure you that any hair growth you experience while using it will be
purely coincidental.
-- "Dr. H", "Simpson and Delilah"
assure you that any hair growth you experience while using it will be
purely coincidental.
-- "Dr. H", "Simpson and Delilah"
Related:
- Anything I do is purely
coincidental... - Worker: Quit complaining, chrome-dome.
Homer: D'oh!
If I had hair, you wouldn't be calling me that! ... - Marge, weren't you listening? This is a miracle breakthrough!
Not one of these cheapo sucker deals! [tosses a cheapo... - Dr. H: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go
through five stages.
The first is denial. Homer: No way! Because I'm not... - RETURN
An experience of sheer terror. Here's some advice for when you want
to return goods to their place of purchase.
Find the receipt. Okay, so you only bought your product... - This product is meant for educational purposes only.
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is... - Burns: Simpson, how old do you think I am?
Homer: I dunno.
A hundred and two? Burns: [sadly] I'm only eighty-one... - Dimoxinil can help me grow as much, or as little, hair as I want to.
advertisement for a hair restoration treatment, ... - Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead,
is purely coincidental...
